How to gain five pounds during the holidays

Yes, you can pack on five pounds between now and January – and it’s easier than you might think. Most people only add a pound or two over the holidays, but when you look at what a few extra indulgences can cost you, the calories add up fast. To gain five pounds, you’ll need to take in an extra 17,500 calories or so between now and January Here’s how to get the job done.

First, turn the clock back a couple of weeks – to October 31. The average Halloween bucket holds about 250 pieces of candy at about 35 calories each. If you’re like most people, you bought too much – so you’ve been putting away a couple of pieces a day for the last two weeks. That’s given you a 1000 calorie head start.

Up next – Thanksgiving. We’re no longer content with just “Thanksgiving Dinner” – we’ve morphed the holiday into “Thanksgiving Day”, since we spend a good part of the day eating. Many people plan the main event early in the day – it makes it much easier to squeeze in a repeat performance later in the evening. Total calories for the day could easily top 5000 or more – conservatively, that’s about 2500 more than the average person needs.

Sometimes, your workplace can be your undoing during the holidays. Grateful customers and clients, or even coworkers, flood the office with cookies, candies and tins of caramel popcorn. Eat two handfuls of caramel popcorn three days a week for a month (2200 calories) and three pieces of chocolate candy a week for a month (1600), and you’re guaranteed to be a pound heavier by January.

You’re bound to have more goodies at home, too, when the gift baskets start to arrive. You could easily eat 10 mini muffins over the course of a few days (1000 calories), or make a few dives into the salami and cheese crackers (700 calories). Bake a couple of batches of holiday cookies or gingerbread and you’ll be in trouble, too. An extra 6 cookies (and a few samples of cookie dough) could set you back another 500 calories or so.

Now throw some cocktail parties into the mix. Hors d’oeuvres are little calorie bombs, averaging about 100 calories each, and some alcoholic drinks – like sweet martinis – can easily top 300 calories. Two parties = two thousand calories = two-thirds of a pound. Tack on what you’ll get from a couple of potato pancakes and some beef brisket at a Hanukkah party (1000 calories) and you’re almost another pound up.

It shouldn’t be hard to pick up the remaining 5000 calories or so, especially when you’re faced with foods like pecan pie (500 calories a slice), prime rib (800 calories for 8 ounces) and creamy artichoke dip (600 calories in a half cup) – or when Christmas brunch consists of a slice of quiche (500 calories) a giant cinnamon roll (500) and a cup of eggnog (400).

Last tip: be sure to couple all this eating with a bout of inactivity – if you give up your daily 45 minute walks (175 calories) for a month, you’ll be sure to seal the deal by New Year’s.

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